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Bill Aids új vírust dobott piacra HIV95 néven.
Lapzárta után érkezett: Ismeretlen elkövető agyonütötte Bill Gatest a Windows 4.31a-2/12Beta (error free version) 3400 oldalas hibalistájával. A nyomozást nehezíti, hogy eddig több mint negyvenmillió felhasználó vállalta magára a tett elkövetését...
"Mikor ütik lovaggá Bill Gates-et?" "Mikor megvette Angliát."... |
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... Londo
"What do you want to pay for today?" -- Micro$oft
(S)Ave, Cézár!
... az a fontos, hogy mindenki tegye meg, amit megtehet ...
... Hirosima '45 .... Csernobil '86 ...... Windows '95 ...
....Az is döntés, ha döntened kell és úgy döntesz, hogy nem döntesz...
...a nap poenja: "DiNNYE!"
...a nép eleget imádkozik, de isten, úgy látszik nem ér rá m... |
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... a tavasz rövid.
A nôk sohasem bocsátják meg a kudarcot.
A nôk vígaszt nyújtanak, amire nélkülük soha nem lenne szükségünk.
A nôknek biztos azért lassú a felfogásuk, mert Windows alatt futnak.
A nônek annyira van szüksége a férfira, mint halnak a biciklire!
A nudisták azok, akiknek csak egy gomb van az ingén.
A nyelvészet pontosan az üvöltés ellentéte.... |
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... Londo
What do you want to pay for today? -- Micro$oft
(S)Ave, Cézár!
... az a fontos, hogy mindenki tegye meg, amit megtehet ...
... Hirosima '45 .... Csernobil '86 ...... Windows '95 ...
....Az is döntés, ha döntened kell és úgy döntesz, hogy nem döntesz...
...a nap poenja: DiNNYE!
...a nép eleget imádkozik, de isten, úgy látszik nem ér rá megha... |
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... format!!!
Don't say during sex: A little rug burn never hurt anyone!
Don't say during sex: If you tell anyone, I'll kill you.
Don't steal, the government hates competition!!
Dos 6.0 + Windows 3.1 + Marketing = Windows 95
DOS never says EXCELLENT command or filename...
DOS never says 'EXCELLENT command or filename, Dude!'
Drakulálok!
Drive A:... |
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... vonóhoroggal...
Ordít a szádba szorult féreg...
Oroszlánszívu Richárd - az elsô szívátültetés?
Országszerte meger... |
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... to your house faster than the cops.
What next big sky?
Where do you want to go today? And what about tomorrow? (Apple-reklám...)
Whereisthespacebutton oh I found it!
Windows - the commercial version of the Stoned virus.
WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger
WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet
WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - your mistake is now... |
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... inside a cafe which
had closed its doors in order to keep out the tear gas were roughed up
by the police after they had smashed their way into the place, breaking
all the windows.
It goes without saying that there was some damage caused by the
protesters. Some garbage cans were burned and one or two cars were set
alight, but this was well after ... |
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... home and rapid fading
Failing to recall
when I was busy all that time in England
Has sent me aimlessly
on foot or by the help of transportation
to knock on windows where
a friend no longer live, I had forgotten
and everywhere I go
there's always something to remind me
of another place and time
of a love that travelled f... |
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... jewel
I'm sayin', Boo, the type I'd give my last name to
At Lovers Lane put the top up
When it start to rain in the parkin' lot
Then we finish doin' our thing
Fog the windows gettin' very sentimental
Sippin' Cosmos with the cherry in the middle
I keep it honest, word to real, that's my promise
Signin' off, truly yours, Nastradamus
... |
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... name to
(Joe & Mariah: Make it last)
And lover's lane
Put the top up
When it starts to rain
In the parking lot
Then we finish doing our thing
Fog the windows
Getting very sentimental
Sipping cosmos
With the cherry in the middle
I keep it honest
Word to real
That's my promise
Signing off
Truly yours
Nas... |
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... street today
It was lying in the gutter all torn
There's a white flag flying on a tall building
But the kids just watch the storm
Their dirty faces pressed on the windows
Shattered glass before their eyes
There's a mad dog barking in a burned out subway
Where the sniper sleeps at night
No birthday songs to sing again
Just br... |
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... valleys
Turn to broken down slums and trash-can alleys
And yer sky cries water and yer drain pipe's a-pourin'
And the lightnin's a-flashing and the thunder's a-crashin'
And the windows are rattlin' and breakin' and the roof tops a-shakin'
And yer whole world's a-slammin' and bangin'
And yer minutes of sun turn to hours of storm
And to yourself yo... |
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... Londo
What do you want to pay for today? -- Micro$oft
(S)Ave, Cézár!
... az a fontos, hogy mindenki tegye meg, amit megtehet ...
... Hirosima '45 .... Csernobil '86 ...... Windows '95 ...
....Az is döntés, ha döntened kell és úgy döntesz, hogy nem döntesz...
...a nap poenja: DiNNYE!
...a nép eleget imádkozik, de isten, úgy látszik nem ér rá megha... |
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... the whole room seemed suddenly to darken, and he had the impression of a great bird swooping. He cried again "Wake up," and once more there was silver light and the touch of rain on the windows. Francis rubbed his eyes. "Did you call out?" he asked.
"You are having a bad dream," Peter said with confidence. Already experience had taught him how far their minds reflect... |
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... to Mr. Hilgard when he came in.
The position is as follows: Because of the justified anger of the people against the Jews, the Reich has suffered a certain amount of damage. Windows have been broken, goods damaged, and people hurt; synagogues have been burned, and so forth, I suppose many of the Jews are also insured against damage committed by public disorder?
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| ... magic of Ebay, where her movies (many of which are in the public domain) were being sold. Through the help of her sister Bonnie (who handled the computer end of things: Gloria didn't do "Windows"), Gloria got onto Ebay herself, selling copies of the movies she appeared in, as well as signed photographs (old publicity shots) of herself. Spurred by the popularity of these, Gloria pu... |
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...
SECOND VOICE:
There is the moon in the high window. It is over.
How winter fills my soul! And that chalk light
Laying its scales on the windows, the windows of empty offices,
Empty schoolrooms, empty churches. O so much emptiness!
There is this cessation. This terrible cessation of everything.
The... |
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| ... magic of Ebay, where her movies (many of which are in the public domain) were being sold. Through the help of her sister Bonnie (who handled the computer end of things: Gloria didn't do "Windows"), Gloria got onto Ebay herself, selling copies of the movies she appeared in, as well as signed photographs (old publicity shots) of herself. Spurred by the popularity of these, Gloria pu... |
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... moonlight, the grass is singing
Over the tumbled graves, about the chapel
There is the empty chapel, only the wind's home.
It has no windows, and the door swings,
Dry bones can harm no one. 390
Only a cock stood on the rooftree
Co co rico co co rico
In a flash o... |
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